My name is Gabriel Partridge and this was the worstest summa evah! I am thirteen and really awkward. I can't talk to girls at all and they know it. Maybe it's cos my grammar sucks real bad and they think I'm dumb. I am fine with the guys but the girls make me tongue tied.
Okay so get to the point you say. Okay here goes. Her name is Tanya and she is so pretty someone you might call hot if you were a bit older.
I thought she was nice to me in school and all but when summer came she got mean and uppity.
I was at the community centre and as I you would think; I hate bathing suits. Why? I look like and under-stuffed scarecrow. My chest has no dimension, One stage above concave; so I have been told. That does nothing to make the girls look except laugh. They want abs and pecs to drool over.
Me and the guys were hanging out by the diving area at the pool. We were daring each other to do fancy dives to impress the girls. It was my turn to climb up and do a summer salt in the air with a twist on the way down.
I saw Tanya on the edge of the pool and my dive turned into a belly flop of epically pathetic proportions. I failed to impress and spent the rest of the summer with a bruised stomach and I avoided the pool for the rest of summer sweltering alone in my room playing my XBox. Tanya didn't even look at me for the rest of the season with out snickering.
I was the laughing stock of the school and word had spread that Partridge flops in the pool. My life is pathetic.