ONCE UPON A TIME there lived a Moron named OXY.
ONXY was a twin with Proxy and they both lived in the emerald Forrest with their parents, Foxy and Moxy.
These Morons did everything they could to ACT NATURALLY. instead of like RESIDENT
ALIENS. They looked ALMOST EXACTLY alike.
One black night they got lost in the dense emerald forest and heard a SILENT SCREAM.
They immediately panicked! They thought for sure they had fallen among the LIVING DEAD. Soon things began to turn PRETTY UGLY. Their dripping sweat became ICY HOT!
Was this to be the end of OXY MORON?
But, alas, all began to turn into SWEET SORROW. They obviously had CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD this whole dark situation. OXY and Proxy soon discovered they had only fallen into the local SANITARY LANDFILL. Soon the local forest PEACE FORCE rescued them from among those FOUND MISSING and returned them to their worried parents. Proxy and OXY MORON were both TERRIBLE PLEASED.
They decided that DEFINITELY MAYBE they would never ever again venture out alone at night.
Their Moxy Mom comforted them with a slice of TWELVE ONCE POUND CAKE and a big dish of DIET ICE CREAM. Who knew OXYMORONS could be such fun?
2013 by DRR