WWE :Prompt: You can write anything you want, in any style you want, as long as it contains five or more oxymorons.
My “Smart Car”
by Heather L Campbell
September 11, 2013
Driving one day in my new smart car
An epic failure an engine fire
Ah, Sales force responsibility
I called but found the salesman was fired.
I went up the ladder of command
Seeking Executive competence
Game of “Corporation pass the buck”
“Hello, Crisis management, perchance?”
I called about the State lemon law
Seeking Government Intelligence...
Another new run around it was
Again a new messy circumstance...
Thus an expensive lawn anchor now
I trusted in the “great”guarantee
My old blue bike with pedal power
Now it takes me from point A to B
~A work of Real Fiction constructed with True Lies~
(I no longer drive, I do not own a smart car, nor a bicycle.)
(I had considered transplanting my lawn mower engine.. but my grass is growing too fast with all the rain)
If you look it up, September is National Recovery Month - My thanks to Pam Brittan for this great prompt so I can bring awareness to this.
I posted an article on this 5 days ago on September 6th
There are some valuable links and phone numbers in it for anyone who needs help.
Here are links you can also use to read up on the National Recovery Month