'Honey, listen to that bird.”
“A herd of what?”
“You got cut? Where?”
“Bear? Don't be silly, there aren't any around here.”
“No, it's too early for beer, how about lemonade?”
“We just got paid, silly, don't you remember? I gave you some cash, two days ago.”
“Yes, it is easy to grow daisies, but I really love carnations.”
“The clash of nations! That's what that commentator on TV was talking about last night.”
“No! I don't want to fight! You're just not any fun.” storming off, in a huff.
“I KNOW I'm 91, but I think you're the one who's losing it,” settling back and putting feet up on the porch railing.