Prompt: Your challenge, lovely reader, should you decide to partake: share with me a recipe for a rich, dark chocolate cake.
Preferably one with chocolate chips and maybe peanut butter too. After that, I don't care, the rest is up to you
It’s a recipe you need, you see
With two cups of sugar,
12 Lumps of peanut butter
Fifty shakes of salt,
Chocolate fudge chips in forty lumps
10 eggs from hard shelled birds
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Wait a minute, it’s not Christmas yet.
Get rid of the partridge and get a parakeet instead
And make your own recipe
Because this one is fake and quite
Disgusting to taste.
Oh, wait a minute!
It's too late
You've already been poisoned
Because that's the secret ingredient.