Mission Improbable (sir real) by richard lynn livesay

 Absolve, dissolve, revolve and solve

Become,

Coordinated, related, restated and

Debatable

Degradable,

                 Insatiable, correlational, relational and biodegradable

After my insightful assessment

She stood there like a three day old enchilada

Beans in her pockets and

A tortilla driven attitude…kind’a saucy

She wore a French coat and had six inch heels

When she said, “Oui, vers libre" I rhymed with duck.

There were plenty of platitudes exchanged

But I got the worst of it in a nutshell

I wanted to relocate to Auschwitz but

She recoiled, I embroiled like a Mother badger

There was a conflict of interest but she boarded the train and resigned

I was fine, she was misaligned

And gave the conductor the finger(in French)

I lit a fire under her fingernails and she told me the truth

She had been abducted by snowmen as a small child

And taken to an isolated icecap

There, she was made to eat raw eel

And talk to a large Navy seal

I realized that I had the wrong person and

Although I was highly trained,

I felt caboosed

I apologized for the mistake

Gave her a fake snake and jumped into the next lake

(Sorry, I couldn't help it..I couldn't preform in form)