MWE COUNTRY MUSIC DEC 17/12

If you wanna wallow in someone elses pity party listen to country music. There is angst galore in those tunes.

There are stories about hunting fishing and trucks. Stories about how Carrie Underwood wrecked her boyfriends truck cos he cheated. The odds are that he will be more upset about the abuse of his ride than losing the girl.

If the wife takes the dog in a break-up the guy cries about how he will miss the dog.

Well if he had spent less time hunting, fishing and drinking beer she may have stuck around. It would have been cheaper to keep her.

So if you think you have had a bad day, just turn to a country station and listen to how much worse it could be.

Now to be fair country songs aren't all sad and gloom. I have heard some really good toe tappin' fun lovin' party songs like Garth Brooks extolling the virtues of having friends in low places.  Those are the places you go to drown your sorrows, brawl and get arrested for drunk and disorderly.  You can tell a guy told your beer while you plant a big sloppy one on his girlfriend.  These songs while get you doing the boot scoot boogie in no time.   A guy can have a great time in Ohama, Nebraska. Why? All his exes, live in Texas, that's why!