Imagine a bright sunny morning digging around and finding 9 inches. Watch it wiggle and imagine later making that perfect catch. Many testimonials of satisfaction have poured in and most got a bigger rod to lure them in from this miracle product.
Since your company makes finely crafted Fishing Rods, Gear and Accessories, my product would please many anglers increasing sales and market share. I am sending several packets of product. I hope you will test it, but I suggest on at least five lawns.
Most worms grow between 9 ~ 10 inches and are fierce fighters that wiggle vigorously and attract fish quite quickly. I hope to be hearing from you soon. Happy fishing.
Four months passed and finally the company sent me an urgent message. I tore the letter open and could not believe what it read.
Destroy all samples you have immediately. The EPA has told us they will send an agent for your compliance. Do Not Delay. Destroy your samples immediately!
Enjoy the outdoors, and (signature).
I thought this a prank letter until I saw ‘Breaking News’ with live coverage of giant earthworms surrounding a pizza delivery vehicle. I looked at the postage city and that’s when I switched channels and sang along with The Patty Duke theme song.