THE PICK UP ARTIST: Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 129

I love it, David.

I love the way you used "muffin"!!!

Yuppers, can't be late for those Early Bird dinners:) Cheers to your friend!

Yes, MOST creative use of muffin.

And those road tests... they are VERY important!

Only you could come up with 'muffin tops' and create an interesting visual picture.

Wonderful!

yOU HAD ME LAUGHING through this one, dear David--especially the last line

He, he. Drink or two

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They'll all want to marry you, David!

If they're serving muffins, I want to go too. Make mine blueberry!

Oh, David, that is classic. Chasing chicks with your walker (new or old, who cares).

Thanks for posting to the Retirement Home Wall on The Triple Name Club where it's now featured.

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Great one! Funny how our perceptions of partying hardy change with time. when young, it was being out 'til dawn with our friends...when we're old, it's having a good BM when you need it most... :)
That's why they call them the Golden Years...

Thank you submitting to Gathers Luminous Writers and Artists.

BM??

Bachelor of Medicine?
Bachelor of Music?
Black man?
Batman?
Burning Man?
British Museum?
Blue Moon?
Big mouth?
Bloody Mary?
Bob Marley?
Bruno Mars?
Big Mac?
Bite me?
Bill Maher?
Baader-Meinhof?
Beats me?
Billy Mays?
Blueberry muffin?
Beer money? (That should be all caps.)
Blonde moment?
Bluff master?
Boatswain's mate?

No...
BM...as in Bowel Movement

accident –
assquake –
bake brownies –
blast –
blow mud –
blow up (one's) bathroom –
blumpkin –
blumpy –
bolt –
build a log cabin –
burn a mule –
bust a dook –
bust a grumpy –
code brown –
coil one –
coil some rope –
crank an Eight Ball –
crap –
crap factory –
crunch –
cut rope –
deal funk –
deuce –
doo-doo –
dook –
download –
driver eight –
drop a bomb –
drop a coil –
drop a deuce –
drop a dookie –
drop a hot bomb –
drop a load –
drop a log –
drop deuces –
drop kids off at the pool –
drop some bait –
drop some friends off at the lake –
drop some friends off at the pool –
drop some wolf bait –
drop the bomb –
drop the deuce –
drop the kids off –
drop the kids off at the pool –
drop trout –
drop wolf bait –
duke –
duke it out –
dump –
D-up –
empty (one's) bowels –
evacuate –
expel the hamster –
free the turtles –
get a turtle –
give birth to a food baby –
give birth to a state trooper –
give birth to sewer bass –
go number 2 –
go number two –
grease the bowl –
grease the punchbowl –
grow a tail – grumpy –
hang a rat –
hang a root –
have a core dump –
Hershey squirt –
lay a loaf –
lay a pipeline –
lay cable –
lay hot snakes –
lay pipe –
lay some cable –
lay wolf bait –
log out –
make a delivery –
make a deposit –
make a poopie –
park a custard –
pitch a loaf –
piledriver –
pinch a loaf –
pinch one off –
pitch a log –
play with Mr. Hanky –
poo –
poop –
poo-poo –
pop a squat –
punch a dook –
push brown –
push out a grumpy –
release the chocolate hostage –
relieve (one's) bowels –
ride the porcelain bus –
see a man about a dog –
send a fax –
shart –
shit –
slam –
smash –
smear the bowl –
squat a grump –
squeeze a Hershey's kiss –
squeeze a steamer –
squeeze out a Cleveland steamer –
S, S & S –
stock the lake with brown trout –
take a –
take a chat –
take a crap –
take a crunch –
take a deuce –
take a dookie –
take a duke –
take a dump –
take a poop –
take a shit –
take a smash –
take a squish –
take the Browns to the Superbowl –
talk some shit to John –
talk to a man about a mule –
throw the deuce –
torque a wicked cable –
touch cloth –
touch cotton –
upper decker –
visit Uncle Grumpy

Gert it? :)

Yowser, and you guys got all this from my Shortie? Suddenly I am the B.M. muse of Gather.

In your case, it stands for Beautiful Man...

That's not B.M., that's B.S. Flattery will get you anything you want.

I'm afraid Mr. berwaldt wins by wit - and sheer quantity.

Of BM.

Sounds like a lot of fun there at the old folks home - very amusing thoughts enjoy your beans :-))

Thanks for sharing and submitting to
The Surreal Circus.

makes sense to an old coger like me...fun prompt

Featured on Surreal Circus

If you're late, you'll not get the worm, but can still use it.

Get some wheels on your walker and you'll be dancing with muffintops in no time! Or is that dancing with wolves...time will tell, but only after the early bird has caught the worm...

Muffin tops sound tasty!

Thanks for posting to Point Taken. Have a great night!