Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 129
There is NO PLOT to this week's prompt. No genre, either.
But you must use these words: party, hearty, smartie, tardy and muffin.
Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like so long as it is 100 or fewer words.
Post your stories to Genre Shorties.
THE PICK UP ARTIST
© 2012 BY David Wainland
“Are you going to the party, Dave?”
“How many times have I told you, don’t be a smartie, it’s David”
“OK, David, are you going or not?”
“Don’t know Depends upon how many muffin top girls will be there.”
“Probably a hearty few.”
“Then I may be a bit tardy, I’ll need a drink or two before I arrive.”
“Hey, you take what you get.”
“I know, I know, but if I’m going to a retirement home to pick up chicks I need to be fortified, besides I’m road testing a new walker and I’m late for the Early Bird.”