Mr. Fluidity part three

Mr. Fluidity part 3

Well it's interesting you should say that, zen Ken, Mr. Nordine, in your full disclosure that word jazz is not practical.

Exactly.

And therein lies its appeal.

It's not practical.

And therein is how

I re-fluidify.

Re-fluidify?

Re-fluidify.

Actually, what you propose here, Charlie, Mr. Ashurst, is not so outlandish as you, confined as you have been within your limited cubicle confinement, might have failed to imagine. Why, people all over the place are constantly fluidifying themselves.

Really?

Why sure. Where would business and government today be without fluidification, I ask you? And these people, Charlie, are no more fluid than you.

Really?

Why sure. And these people are no more fluid than you, Charlie. Then again, however, these people have but one thing you that don't have, Charlie.

What's that, zen Ken?

A diploma.

A diploma?

A diploma, a PSD, a provenly stretchable disposition.

How does one get a diploma, Dr. Ken, Dr. of fluidity?

Dr. zen Ken's proven school of stretchability.

And, as it happens,

As you go along,

I have one right here,

you just strum yourself like a guitar every so often.

Go ahead.

Strike a chord.

Strike a chord on yourself

And I, being a legal and venerable resident of your mind

Whaaaaannnnnnnggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do at this time

with all due ceremony and pomp that is due

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do confer upon you.

Gosh. Me. Oh my gosh, me. I'm speechless. Oh, not quite. Then again, I kind of feel a need to sing something.

Do carry on, Dr. Charles,

Listen to you vibrate

with your legs and your arms.

Let's haul off and let one loose, shall we?

Mr. Fluidity, he flew into town one day

Whhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Fluidity, he flew right on by this way,

Then, Mr. Fluidity flew right on by that way

and this way

and that way.

Mr. Fluidity had no concrete plan;

Mr. Fluidity neither finished nor began;

Mr. Fluidity neither stood still nor ran.

Why Charlie,

or should I say, Dr. Fluidity?

You astound me, you do.

had no concrete plan;

he niether finished nor began.

Ken Nordine a PSD awarded he,

unconfined in the mind somehow Dr. Fluidity

was perpendicular to eternity

was perpendicular to eternity and now

visited perppendicularity

which, as we know,

intercepts eternity

and now.

Just as Vincent Van Gogh had very little talent,

a Dr. Fluidity has just one thing going for him;

his paints were alive with color, like Levi jeans kind of

Yeah, oh yeah; his pants become alive with color and

kind of like Levi jeans of the 1970s.

He threw himself at the canvas.

His pants were alive with color.

He threw his whole being

and then his pants became alive with color.

How does one become a doctor of fuidity?

That is how one becomes a doctor of fluidity.

Welllllll. It kind of comes down to strumming yourself like a guitar.

You strum yourself like a guitar; you throw yourself at the canvas.

Yeah, you strike a chord with yourself

that is how you become a doctor

and listen to you vibrate

of fluidity.

Listen to you vibrate;

listen to you vibrate

listen to you vibrate

your legs and arms.

You strike a chord with yourself;

Dr. Fluidity

listen to you vibrate

with your arms and legs.

Let's haul off and let one loose, a big old chord,

and just as zen Ken has assured me,

you will see

you will become very

much a soul, a doctor soul of fluidity.

Dr Fluidity, he

flew into town one day, he

flew this way and he

flew that way.

Dr. Fluidity, he flew this way;

and Dr Fluidity flew that way.

Dr. Fluidity has no concrete plan;

he has no concrete plan;

he neither finished nor began;

he neither stood still nor ran.

 

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Mr. Fluidity part one

Mr. Fluidity part two

Mr. Fluidity part three