It's amazing to me how gullible sheep people can be. They give me their money when I promise the moon. Granted, I studied hard, learned well and am making money hand over fist.
All I have to do is make a speech. Mind you, my speeches are profound, thought provoking and promising. This is a gift I believe I was born with. I have the ability to manipulate people with my charisma and a simple tip of the hat. I've honed my talents to a keen edge and I am proud to be rich.
I'm a politician and for no particular reason, I say absolutely nothing.
Okay, fine - it's a stretch.