Dear Planet Earth,
Thereâ€™s conflicting news coming out of the Twitterverse today. For one thing, Iâ€™m apparently not the first person to coin the term â€œTwitterverse.â€
But onto the real stuff. Humans in Austin, Texas raided aÂ slave labor camp and even took out a coupleÂ drill snakes in the process. They freed over a hundred people, bringing up their resistance to about 350 strong. I contacted one of the raiders who told me that they plan to carry out even more assaults against the mole people in the coming weeks. Theyâ€™re putting up defenses around their city just as we are here in New Seattle. Good luck to all of you in Austin.
The people of Blackfoot, Idaho were much less lucky. There was a resistance group there made up entirely of civilians who had been holding their own since October. They were attacked in the middle of the night on all sides. The mole men didnâ€™t bother taking prisoners. They shot and killed dozens of men, women, and children. There were only two survivors of the tragic massacre. Theyâ€™ll hopefully be safe within the borders ofÂ New Seattle in a few days. Weâ€™re excited to meet you, Maggie and Emily.
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