Daddy, can I pee in the bath?
What? No Reya, you can’t.
Why not daddy?
It’s dirty. If you want to pee, get out and go to the toilet.
Is pee dirty?
Yes. Have you peed in the bath Reya?
No daddy.
Are you sure?
I’m sure daddy!
Okay then.
….
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What are you doing?
Blowing bubbles daddy.
In the bath water?
Yes.
And you haven’t peed in there?
No daddy, I haven’t!
Because if you have, that would be like peeing in your mouth.
Oh, yes… daddy?
Yes Reya?
I want to get out now.
You peed in the bath, didn’t you?
Yes.
In that case, out you get.
Thank you daddy.
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Comments: 11
I'm so proud.
You're right about urine. But it's the small percentage that is not water that makes me go ick.
Cockney rhyming slang: porkies = pork pies = lies.
Yeah, it is looking back on it. And knowing I will have a host of embarsassing stories for her future boyfriends.