Dear Planet Earth,
Iâ€™m probably not dead if you donâ€™t see any updates on here for awhile. OurÂ ragtag resistance is finally moving on out, somewhere north if the rumors have any truth to them.
Some people are talking about not going, stillÂ clearly upset about the militaryâ€™s execution of those two homie spies. Iâ€™m embracing my neutrality, not convinced either way whether traitors should be killed or locked up. No oneâ€™s really qualified to answer that. My new friend Ray or Roy or Brad or Barry said it best today:
â€œIt would be easier if they werenâ€™t just mole men, but something completely alien. Like Martians or something.Â Those people are just people though. And when you have to fight against an enemy that looks just like you, you might as well be fighting against firemen or librarians.â€
It sounded a lot more logical and optimistic when he said it.
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