(Monday Writing Essentials) A Park, A Policeman...

(Greg's MWE prompt is here)

Police officer: Ma’am, what do you think you are doing?

Pretty girl: Afternoon officer. What does it look like? I’m dipping my feet in the pond.

Police officer: Do you think that is wise, ma’am?

Pretty girl: Sure, why not?

Police officer: And what about your clothes, ma’am?

Pretty girl: What clothes?

Police officer: Exactly. Hardly appropriate, don’t you think?

Pretty girl: Well officer, if you had a body like mine you’d want to show it off too, don’t you think?

Police officer: Perhaps, but there’s a time and a place and this is neither.

Pretty girl: What do you mean? It’s a lovely sunny afternoon, and I’m relaxing in the park. There’s nothing wrong with that, surely.

Police officer: The park… ma’m have you been drinking today?

Pretty girl: Picks up bottle beside her. Just a little. Care to join me?

Police officer: Ma’am, do us all a favour, put some clothes on and move on please. I’d rather not book you if I don’t have to.

Pretty girl: Slams bottle back on the ground. Book me? For what? I’m totally within my rights!

Police officer: Ma’am…

Pretty girl: Book me? I know your type… listen, if you want my number there are better ways to get it, you know!

Police officer: Ma’am…

Pretty girl: This whole macho thing ain’t gonna fly. Book me? There’s nothing wrong with what I’m wearing or what I’m doing. This is a bloody park, not a church!

Police officer: Ma’am…

Pretty girl: Y’know why don’t you do your job and go after those hoons driving round over there. Now there’s inappropriate behaviour in a bloody park!

Police officer: Ma’am, that’s a Drivers Ed class. They’re supposed to be here, you’re not.

Pretty girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Since when do they let Drivers Ed classes loose in a public bloody park.

Police officer: Ma’am. This is a car park.