Dear Planet Earth,
Thereâ€™s a lot of grumbling going on today about the lack of diverse food options. Some ofÂ the guys raided a distribution warehouse and brought back a shitload of fried chicken originally intended for KFC or Chick-fil-A or Heart Attack Express. But with an expiration date that might as well read â€œwhen hell freezes over,â€ no oneâ€™s convinced itâ€™s actually fried chicken.
Whatever. You wonâ€™t hear me complaining. This is some of the best stuffÂ Iâ€™ve eaten in months and Iâ€™m not about to start watching my calorie intake during a global invasion of mole people. Iâ€™m not the only one who gets passionate about poultry products:
Ha ha! I wonder if theyâ€™re all dead now. . .
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