Dear Planet Earth,
Like I guessed, it wasÂ General Talpa and his resistance fighters who attacked theÂ transport truck outside of the slave labor camp. Mr. Ozawa,Â the homie spy, ran back to the mole men with his tail between his legs, which let Talpaâ€™s crew rescue Rachel, Randall, and Mrs. Bing. (Mrs. Bing is apparently in an even worse state than before right now.)
They planned a 200% more organized assaultÂ than we did, scouting the area and getting the tanks in position. When they finally attacked, the mole people and their homeless underlings had practically no time to get together a defense. We rolled out together with few casualties about an hour later.
Weâ€™re all in pretty high spirits â€” happy to be reunited with lost friends,Â invigoratedÂ that all hope is not lost, and planning our next attack on our clearly vulnerable invaders.
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