B. A. & T.
Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 109
You are about to sit down for lunch when:
a) an alien arrives.
or
b) your lunch begins talking to you.
or
c) the microwave explodes
Do you:
a) run?
or
b) stay and chat?
or
c) make dessert?
Tell me about it, in up to 100 words. And don't use *all* the prompts, because that's just greedy. ;-)
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Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like so long as it is 100 or fewerwords.
B. A. & T.
© 2012 by David Wainland
100 words
“Here, sit down next to me.” I patted the seat.
“That’s gracious of you. Are you an earthling?”
“Yup, I guess you’re not.”
“No, I come from out there.” He pointed to the sky.
“That explains your green skin.”
“Quite right, but why is your skin so pale? Most earthlings are not so very white.”
“I’m not your average earthling. Please pass the bread.”
“OK, if you don’t mind green fingers.”
“I’m looking forward to them.”
“What kind of Earthling are you and what are you eating?”
“I’m a Zombie, that’s the makings for a Bacon, Alien and Tomato sandwich.”
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Comments: 54
Fun!
Why don't you drop by for a bite?
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A great story.
You know it's a bad day when the zombie comes looking for tasty brains and walks right past you.
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