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"This here's a might fine muscle car." The mechanic said this whilst kicking my tire which immediately went flat. I looked at my 45 miles per gallon Kia Rio and pondered, thinking perhaps I should change my dress for a leather jacket and maybe joining the tattoo parlor. "Yup, I'll have er fixed up fer you in no time." This time he kicked the front tire which also went flat. "That'll be $500.00 up front and you can pay me the rest when I'm done."
Many of you know I'm stupid, but I'm not dumb. So, I looked around and asked, "Which one are your working on? Is it the BMW, the Audi or that great big truck?"
"Now, pretty little lady, that's my semi and you cain't get no better than that. Cepting if you want me. Now give me a little kiss. A little kiss'll give you one of them discounts, ifn you know what I mean."
Hmmm. Two flat tires, an incapable mechanic and I'm in stilettoes. Oh well. I ran to the semi, left the Kia behind (oh my) and backed the semi through the garage door. Was I wrong? Maybe. I miss my little Kia. Yuck, I hate to think what he may have done to the rest of the tires.
Whatever! You know that old saying: Keep on Trucking and it's not that hard to drive a semi in stilettoes....