by Pam Brittain
Member since:
July 16, 2011

How when you first got a clue, you felt so ____________. GWE, TWE

May 08, 2012 08:12 PM UTC
views: 0 | 15 people recommend this | comments: 53

Tuesday's challenge was posted by Phillip DeNise.  Given several choices, I chose clueless.

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I was clueless when I first saw a cat.  What a lovely animal.  Fur so soft and shiny, claws to catch, tail to twitch.  What a wonderous animal and one I desired to befriend.  "Hi, my name's Pam.  Who and what are you?"

"I'm a cat," said the cat whilst salivating.

"What do you do?"

"I sleep a lot, complain when Greg forgets to clean my litter box or feed me.  He did that to me today and I'm hungry."

"What do you eat?"

With a cheshire grin, he said, "Little blue birds."

 

Comments: 53

Kevin E. May 8, 2012, 8:20pm UTC
You my friend would have a post about a cat who enjoys eating blue birds. This is a good post, a little short but good.
Pam Brittain May 8, 2012, 8:42pm UTC
Thank you, Kevin. I think I broke Phillip's rules, but it was fun to write. I'm trying to keep my posts short, partly because of the Gather lag, but, I'd love to hear you write the rest of the story.

I really would love that.
Pam Brittain May 8, 2012, 8:44pm UTC
Kevin, you probably won't see this other post and I think you might enjoy it. Gather has eased up on me a bit. It's here
Kevin E. May 8, 2012, 9:09pm UTC
I enjoy all of your work Pam.
Kevin E. May 8, 2012, 9:12pm UTC
This post and the one you sent me to are particularly enjoyable
Pam Brittain May 8, 2012, 9:15pm UTC
Kevin, words can't express how much your input means to me. And your friendship.
Kevin E. May 8, 2012, 9:27pm UTC
This goes both ways Pam. You are quite a lady.
Vj McMullan May 8, 2012, 8:44pm UTC
That is funny Pam
Pam Brittain May 8, 2012, 8:45pm UTC
Vj, I'm so glad you liked it.
Heidi S. May 8, 2012, 8:45pm UTC
LOL! Loved that, Pam :)
Pam Brittain May 8, 2012, 8:46pm UTC
Thanks, Heidi. I'm looking forward to another one of your posts. I just love them.
Heidi S. May 9, 2012, 12:51pm UTC
:)(:
Pam Brittain May 16, 2012, 5:06pm UTC
You remembered - how sweet. Thanks for straightening out my neck.
Alice G. May 8, 2012, 9:43pm UTC
Love it Pam! You been hanging with Ed Da Head Toker? This could be one of his "Groaners". You are doing such fun things. How ever do you find the time my friend?
Pam Brittain May 8, 2012, 10:47pm UTC
Alice, I need to know who Ed Da Head Toker is. I'm clueless.

Gather's been kinder to me this afternoon and gave me a little free time. I really do have a real job. But, I love you guys.
Alice G. May 8, 2012, 11:27pm UTC
Ed is a disabled army vet and is a faithful friend of mine on gather. He regularly posts "Jokers and Groaners" some really funny jokes. He also is on a mission to get marijuana legalized. He is listed as Ed Da Head Toker. He was one of the first to welcome me to Gather and we've been friends since. Good guy though a little eccentric maybe.
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 2:57pm UTC
He sounds like fun. Maybe you could get him to write groaners for the GWE challenges.
Alice G. May 9, 2012, 4:42pm UTC
I'll see if I can encourage him to do that. He is a good guy.
JOHN BECK May 8, 2012, 11:08pm UTC
Yes, cats have good and not so good features and habits.
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 2:58pm UTC
Meow. Thanks, John.
JOHN BECK May 9, 2012, 3:57pm UTC
Woof!
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 4:20pm UTC
With claws out, hisssss, sputter and other noises.
Janet "Jax" B. May 9, 2012, 1:45am UTC
LOL..very cute Pam.
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 2:59pm UTC
Thank you very much, Jax.
Janet "Jax" B. May 9, 2012, 1:58am UTC
Gather ate my comments, again. GRR.

LOL...I found it funny....reminds me of the "little pigs is good to eat..."
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 2:59pm UTC
Looks like Gather put it back. You're so much fun.
Alice G. May 9, 2012, 4:43pm UTC
Or the wolf to Little Red Riding Hood-"the better to eat you with"!
Bernard C. May 9, 2012, 2:53am UTC
Little Blue Birds huh? Haha LOL very amusing take on the prompt :-)

Thanks for sharing and submitting to
The Surreal Circus.
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 3:00pm UTC
Thank you, Bernard. This was a good challenge.
KittyKutabare aka Candy Pole May 9, 2012, 5:34am UTC
Thanks for sharing in the Triple Name Club.
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 3:00pm UTC
Thank you, Candy.
thisn that May 9, 2012, 7:46am UTC
That made me grin, mainly because I know that cat. LOL.
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 3:01pm UTC
Then, could you tell Greg to feed the thing and clean out it's little box? Thanks, thisn that.
Patricia J. May 9, 2012, 7:51am UTC
This is cute, Pam! I love your funny posts!!
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 3:02pm UTC
Patricia, we're both moon children. Must be the full moon that causes it.
CL Mareydt May 9, 2012, 10:14am UTC
Well done ...
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 3:02pm UTC
I thank you much, CL.
Angela A. May 9, 2012, 10:55am UTC
Oh dear me, oh my!
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 3:03pm UTC
Angela, I have to chuckle every time you say that. I never know what you mean, but it makes me smile.
Angela A. May 10, 2012, 11:40am UTC
It just means that I love it!
Pam Brittain May 10, 2012, 4:59pm UTC
Awe, happy chirps. Thank you, Angela.
G.M. Jackson May 9, 2012, 10:16pm UTC
LOL! Uh oh! I tot I taw a putty tat!
Pam Brittain May 9, 2012, 11:10pm UTC
Watch out, G.M. I'm flying over your head. Evil chirp.
Irina Dimitric May 12, 2012, 8:01am UTC
Merry chirp from me...very funny story.
Pam Brittain May 12, 2012, 2:02pm UTC
Thanks, Irina. I'm chirping back to ya. We have a mockingbird that does the wolf whistle. I guess I'm just a bird lover.
Len Maxwell May 12, 2012, 10:19pm UTC
Nope, never say this one. Sorry I missed it; it's great.
Pam Brittain May 12, 2012, 10:29pm UTC
Thank you, Len. Just thought you might want to follow the trail that will surely lead me to trouble.

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