Len Maxwell-wwe

Maybe it was beefsteak,

Perhaps it was turkey

Len might have cooked it too long,

and made it beef jerky.

Maybe drank too much beer

not watching the fire,

his delicacy became a funeral pyre.

Len is still crying,

a very sad bloke.

All because his T-bone,

went up in smoke.

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Pam Brittain May 2, 2012, 3:48pm UTC

Karen, this is tooooo cute.

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karen vaughan May 2, 2012, 4:12pm UTC

it just lended itself to poetry. thanks

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Patricia J. May 3, 2012, 2:44am UTC

I loved it, Karen. Let's see if Len does!!

karen vaughan May 3, 2012, 10:32am UTC

I hope so he never minds when we pick on him-nicely of course

Len Maxwell May 9, 2012, 9:04pm UTC

Nicely? The last time everyone wrote about me I got shot, stabbed, absorbed by aliens, replaced by robots, and I don't even remember what else. This is kind by any measure; thank you.

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Len Maxwell May 9, 2012, 8:33pm UTC

Love the beef jerky reference because that's how I like my steak cooked. But... I really don't like T-bones. My favorite is sirloin.

Nicely done.

karen vaughan May 9, 2012, 8:43pm UTC

i like striploin or a nice grilling steak. I just had to immortalize you in a poem

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Liz H. May 12, 2012, 10:23am UTC

Absolute perfection, unlike Len's T-bone.
I just snorted coffee out my nose!

karen vaughan May 12, 2012, 1:47pm UTC

oops sorry liz

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