Challenge: What did you do when you won the mega million dollar lottery?
The first thing I did when I won that lottery was hire a body guard. She was brilliant. She put up yellow tape around our property that said in dark letters, "KEEPOUT – MURDER INVESTIGATION’.
I must admit, I was intimidated by all of the guns and knives she carried and my spirit left my body every time she shot one. I had, however, become disenchanted because I felt as though I was under house arrest.
Not being one to be tied down, I snuck out back, got in my golf cart with plans of quickly fleeing from her. Gull durned batteries were dead. Oh well, I’m stinking rich.