SatWE - Women, thou art great!

This Week’s Challenge:

Write something (prose or poetry; fiction, nonfiction, or essay) that tells me what you think makes a woman. I’m really looking for fun here, but you can be silly or serious, as you desire.

Sneha - the village belle

Here are the TEN qualities of women, as deciphered by eminent poets and philosophers:

1) Women are like elephants.   One likes to look at them, but wouldn’t own one – W.C. Fields

2) A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. – Arnold Haultain

3) Women speak two languages, one of which is real – William Shakespeare

4) A woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. – Oscar Wilde

5) If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. – Aristotle Onassis

6) A woman is like a tea bag.  She only knows her strength when put in hot water – Nancy Reagan

7) Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions. – Jules Michelet

8) In politics if you want anything said, ask a man.  If you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher

9) Woman is the only creature in nature that hunts down its hunters and devours the prey alive -  Abraham Miller

10) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. – William Congreve