What is a man?
Is a man a man that asks “What is a Man?”?
I pondered on this for many hours, concluding that only a man would ask this question (or a cruel woman).
Why is he asking this? Is he unsure of his manhood? Does he think he's better than other men? Is he really a woman posing as a man?
The answer to all of the above: Yes
Does a man eat walnuts and drink beer? Yes (Thank you William)
Does a man act like a 7 year old when he gets a new tool? Yes
Does a man help with the cooking? Probably not
Is that because he spends all day lounging in the sun wearing a tank top and levies? Yes
Does he help with house cleaning? Pretty sure not (see above)
Does he help with the dishes? (See above)
Does he snore at night: Yes
What is a man? Well obviously it’s Len Maxwell.