A surprise best-selling toy at Christmastime are the fuzzy Gingrich Patch Dolls.
To spice up speaking appearances, Mitt Romney introduces his singing & dancing back-up group, The Romettes.
One of the major issues will be the worrisome U.S. â€“ China tweet imbalance.
Controversy erupts over candidate who runs on a Civil War denial platform.
A major U.S. party runs the first openly stupid presidential candidate.
Romney drops out when itâ€™s leaked his first name is short for knitting circle alias Mittenmachine.
At the League of Homeless Voters debate, Ron Paul retrieves a stolen can of beans from a vagrant.
Voters baffled when third debate of the primary season is replaced by a sÃ©ance.
The Mayan god Xiuhtecuhtli will win the New Mexico Primary, surprising all the pundits.
Teenage reaction to the campaign inspires the new hit Broadway musical â€˜Romneymania!â€™
Candidate performances at major speeches will be judged by Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell.
Leaked documents show Leonardo DiCaprio was hired to implant idea in front runnerâ€™s dreams to drop out.
Larry King comes out of retirement to run on the Know Nothing Has Beens ticket.
Two words â€“ Guacamole fight!
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