Caricature - GWWE

Write a caricature of yourself, but if you're going to spell out your faults, be funny about it!
Include the words: lip, chase, destiny
Include the phrase: Bottoms Up!
tag with gwwe
submit by next Tuesday, March 1st if only to keep to the routine because I don't know how the next member/editor will handle prompted submissions

I am writing this because my twin thinks I need to do so.Â I have been stuck in a rather depressed mood for about 2 months now.

I had a caricature of my husband and myself drawn once while we were at an amusement park, so I know what it is, but I have no idea how to write one.

Well, here goes:

Thin lips.Â My husband still likes to chase me around the room for kisses.Â I do not like to kiss.Â Perhaps it was my destiny to marry a man that loves kissing.Â I am decently endowed, yet my husband is an ass man.Â What was I thinking?Â Oh well, bottoms up, if you know what I mean. ;)

Comments: 25

Janet "Jax" B. Mar 1, 2011, 7:22pm UTC

LOL...very cute Kathryn.

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 7:43pm UTC

thank you

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Major J. Mar 1, 2011, 7:39pm UTC

Borderline too much information....LOL

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 7:43pm UTC

LOL

yeah...kind of...but it worked

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Kasey Klein Mar 1, 2011, 7:54pm UTC

Thanks for posting to Short Story and More!

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Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 7:56pm UTC

lol! That's awful in a good way but awful. ;)

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 8:02pm UTC

glad you liked it

Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 8:05pm UTC

I see written caricature in acrostic.

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 8:07pm UTC

I just wrote...didn't make mine a poem

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Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 8:02pm UTC

Keeping an upper lip
After destiny befalls
Turmoil in her life
Remember to chase
Yearnings to be
No longer Bottoms up.

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 8:07pm UTC

stiff upper lip?

I, for one, am not sure I am doing that...

Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 8:08pm UTC

Well it works with the k and fitting in lip so you better be. :P

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 8:10pm UTC

yeah, yeah...

still not sure about that...the pressure got to me so badly one night I blew up at the whole family...

Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 8:17pm UTC

you just need a vacation.

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 8:30pm UTC

yeah, that may help...

we are planning a camping weekend in May

Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 8:44pm UTC

Last day of school May 27th! Then I'll need a vacation.

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 8:49pm UTC

Making any Buffalo plans yet?

June 9 - 13 we are looking at camping for the girls first weekend of summer vacation and if mommy is actually up to it her and daddy coming along to the Inn at the state park...and they could rent a cabin or something for you guys...

Veronica Hosking Mar 1, 2011, 9:01pm UTC

nope Rachael has already got plans with girl scouts for most of the summer so I doubt we'll get to Buffalo.

Katryn D. Mar 1, 2011, 9:22pm UTC

I see how it is...Aria is pretty busy too but we are fitting things in...you sure you want to skip a trip home?

Aria has confirmation camp like the third week of June...then Second Mile camp the first week of July and Callie the week after that...and someone coming to visit the week after that...

August will be band camp for Aria

No clue when we will fit in a trip home either, but we will figure something out

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