Vember followed October year after year;
That December followed Vember was perfectly clear;
But then one year it happened!
The Earth stopped turning and time stood still;
There were no days after October;
No days before the December chill;
What ever happened to Vember?
No one had a clue;
Why didn't it follow October?
No one really knew;
All anyone can really say,
All anyone can remember
Is that time stood still one fateful day
And there simply was