Good... You have someone to bring you toilet paper when you need 20 squares instead of one.
Bad... You have only one square of toilet paper when you need 20 because someone didn't put a new roll out after their last bathroom visit.
Good... You have someone to come home to after a hard day at work.
Bad... Someone is at your house when you come home from a hard day at work and they've had a hard day too.
Good... You have someone to drive with you on long trips.
Bad... Long trips turn into longer trips because someone has to stop every hour to use the bathroom.
Good... You have someone to cook for you.
Bad... Someone keeps fixing baked chicken, which you hate but you're afraid to say anything in fear of being banished to microwave dinners for life.
Good... You have someone to clean your house.
Bad... Someone always wants to vacuum when your favorite T.V. program is on.
Good... You have someone to talk and share your dreams with.
Bad... Someone wants to talk and share just when you're ready to go to sleep.
kmc 02~25~08
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Comments: 35
I was laughing as I was writing..some are hubby and I...others are not .Mmmmm..wonder which are which?
I did have ugly and then a quick write suddenly turned into a stop and think think think...forget that! You have some ugly? Go for it...share!
I'd say the good def out weighs the bad :)
Thanks for posting to Writing Essentials: Humor Monday.
Good list. Do you do the cooking??
Pat I have so many days where my brain pan is useless..just dried crusties on the edge.
hahahaha June..you crack me up.
You're welcome John. And thank you
Darn it Marge, where am I suppose to get all my best humor from now if you draw your curtains...
Yes Bobbi, I find that when I cook there's less of a mess to clean up!
thanks for the laughs!
Good...when you finally have someone to sleep and cuddle with every night.
Bad...when that someone's snoring keeps you awake 'til 3am every night.
Good...when you start snoring as well, and that person goes to another room to sleep every night
Ha ha!!! ...and YES, this is extracted directly from MY life!! ;-D
Good: You have someone to laugh with day in and day out.
Bad: You now have stress-incontinence and have to change your panties three times a day.
Good...You've got someone to share your life with at long last.
Bad...His company sends him on travel three times a month.
Good: Your life is not your own.
Bad: Your life is not your own...
Good: You get to talk out loud, and not be thought crazy.
Bad: You talk out loud, and get accused of being crazy by your audience of one...
Good: You don't have to be alone.
Bad: You never get to be alone...
Good: You have someone to take out the trash.
Bad: They don't understand when you need to wake up at 2 to play piano, cello, guitar or the radio...
Good: You have someone besides your self to worry about.
Bad: You have someone besides yourself to worry about...
Good: You don't have to go to concerts alone.
Bad: You have to buy TWO tickets (At $30 per Butt CHEEK...)
Whatcha think? I have to say, on the scale of the good / bad...that I'm very glad to be exactly right where I am.
Wilka
Hugs are always a nice plus too : - )
I definately got at kick out of this.
Although I'm not married, I DO live with my boyfriend, and I find many of these things to be INCREDIBLY true.
Bad: someone cares for you so much that you feel ristricted.