Tag: funny
group name: writing
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February 25, 2008 02:32 AM EST --
The GOOD and BAD of Married Life
Good... You have someone to bring you toilet paper when you need 20 squares instead of one.
Bad... You have only one square of toilet paper when you need . . . more
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May 05, 2008 03:28 PM EDT --
YES, THIS TAKES A FEW MINUTES TO READ, BUT IT IS FUNNY If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no Hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. . . . more
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March 31, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Just like every other mother, I could write a book on humorous anecdotes from my childrens' childhood days.
Threats of never seeing my grandchildren again prevent me from sharing the really . . . more
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November 19, 2007 01:52 PM EST --
As always, the funny things in my life circle around my husband Adeeb. This happened when he was working as a help desk person for a internet provider's call center. . . . more
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July 08, 2008 12:31 AM EDT --
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:35 AM EDT --
I have a grandaughter, a dancer, tall and slender and slow moving. She finally got her braces & was delighted. I wrote this poem for her :)
A woman of mystery
Long and lithe
Floats through . . . more
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July 08, 2008 12:03 AM EDT --
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his
parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He
calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' . . . more
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July 18, 2008 02:06 PM EDT --
Ice cream is about as close to the divine as a grocery store ever gets. Its consistency, chill, and creaminess are near to perfect, whatever one's favorite type or brand. . . . more
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March 03, 2008 04:10 PM EST --
I have an uncle who is a very old man. He was given a computer recently and he is having a real blast. You know those spam emails we never look at it? He loves them. He has answered everyone . . . more
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April 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT --
This is the fifth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone . . . more
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February 24, 2008 06:31 PM EST --
I am, at heart, a scam artist. All my friends will tell you so. I'm always thinking of great ways to cheat the system, but typically my underlying value system keeps me from following through. I typically . . . more
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July 19, 2007 06:53 AM EDT --
Bells:
Tolls the bells to those
who bell the cat and hang on-
from start to finish.
Hail hair:
Hail Hair apparent,
that embodiment of pride--
essence down elsewhere.
Café me:
Coffee is . . . more
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July 14, 2008 01:53 PM EDT --
After trying for some time, I have found that trying to be funny is not easy. I mean, it is for some people , but with me writing that genuinely head slapping piece takes a little more effort.
But . . . more
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March 26, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
I cleaned my fridge, cleaned it well-
didn't know I was in for a day of hell
It all started when I reached way in the back
and came across an ominous, mysterious pack.
"What's . . . more
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January 28, 2008 05:13 PM EST --
I had wanted a pet for as long as I could remember.
Santa had failed to come through for me three years in a row and every birthday wish list had been ignored by my parents.
I finally accepted my . . . more
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July 27, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Two days ago I went to my home town to my dentist, and when I came home I wrote about some of the deepest pieces that make up 'my life.' After I wrote that, I recieved . . . more
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May 12, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
This summer, Hollywood is bringing back many almost forgotten cartoon super heros- well except for Batman, being the wealthy vigilante he is, he can afford to stay young and fresh forever. I mean really, . . . more
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June 10, 2008 12:10 PM EDT --
I read a forum post about the power of the avocado seed. It seems that some adventurous folks grind their avocado seeds into fiber-rich smoothies accented with various greens and fruits. Avocado . . . more
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July 21, 2008 02:08 PM EDT --
Sorry, I am late and lean with today's update. I just got off a conference call with Gather Central, where I had a sneak peek at the new format you will see tomorrow. I . . . more
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November 24, 2007 03:04 PM EST --
This morning I was using the bathroom and doing what I believe most people do when using the toilet. The bathroom door was closed. Suddenly, I heard little footsteps running down the hall and the bathroom . . . more
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